Access to the proper facilities.

I need to put a lock on the bathroom door.  One that only I have the key to.

Because that way I can guarantee access to the facilities when necessary.  Testing one's sphincters is not what one wants to do when one is not feeling well.  Sphincter testing should be done, occasionally - but when one is well and there is no sense of urgency to contend with.

Too many times, yesterday, it turned into a contest between my sphincter and my son's ability to recognize and react to an emergency situation.

Fortunately, I won.  All those man Kegels I do have, apparently, paid off.

Thank goodness.

Ndinombethe, ubuntu.