What a terrible use of a lovely poetic tool - Alliterative Phrasing - where a series of words begin with the same consonant. Because what they're predicting, now, is not all that lovely - more snow than normal. Colder than normal. After a warmer than normal Fall. It's like it's nature's little dirty trick. Lull us into a false sense of security and then bitch slap us with icy snow turds from the sky that never melt.
Gosh, why don't I live in Florida?