"Jerry, the kid down the street. You know him, Ma."
"Jerry? You mean that nice young man two doors down?"
"Exactly. Cops just took him away in a squad car."
"What's he supposed to have done?"
"Well, the cops say him and two other guys went downtown and held up the liquor store on Main. They beat the snot out of Joey, the clerk, and made a real mess out of the store. Then they drove down Main and shot holes in all the store front windows."
"I don't believe it. He's such a nice young man. So handsome."