As Sean got to the top of the hill, he found Paddy layin' alongside the road.
"Paddy!! What're ye doin', layin' about the road like that?"
"I'm countin' stars, Sean. Every star I can see."
Sean looked up at the sky.
"Sure and there must be t'ousands."
"I don't know. Every time I've tried I've failed. I keep losin' count."
Sean looked up again, just as a shooting star crossed the sky.
"No wonder!! They don't hold still!"
"Yer daft. That's a meteor. Now leave me alone and let me count."
"If it was me, I'd count at Noon. The answer's easier. One."