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"I don't want to go to school", Sally said.
"Why not", asked her mother. "Are you not well?"
"Oh, she's upset because Sissy Cooper got the cheerleading spot she wanted", said Junior.
"Oh Sally, I'm so sorry", said her mother.
"It's not fair", said Sally. "She bleaches her hair."
"And she's going out with the guy Sally likes", said Junior.
"Mother, can you make him stop, please?"
"Junior, eat your breakfast", said his mother.
"Besides, Sissy Cooper has got bigger boobs and can do the Chinese splits."
And Mother and daughter both said, "Junior!! Shut up and eat your breakfast!!"
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14 comments:
LOL... I think that one of the duty of a brother is to tweak the anguish of his sister!!
Sorry, boobs and Chinese splits wins every time.
I never thought so at the time, but maybe there are benefits to being the only child. Delightful, Lou.
Brothers tormenting sisters, the age old family entertainment.
Thanks for the chuckle!
*snort* This is funny.
Grinning ear-to-ear...
Sometimes, it's good that I'm the oldest of five.
My 6 year old son already enjoys tormenting his 8 year old sister.
I enjoyed your entry as always. Unique take on the prompt.
Junior sounds like my brother.
junior sounds like my sister. yikes.
doh. no wonder siblings can't stand each other. :)
Boobs and hyperflexibility?
Well, that is tough competition.
I wonder what Chinese splits are. Perhaps I should google them.
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