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1/21/2010

100 Word Challenge - Breakfast

What follows is in response to the 100 Word Challenge, authored by the delicious Velvet Verbosity. The challenge word today is "Breakfast".

100 Word Challenge


"I don't want to go to school", Sally said.
"Why not", asked her mother. "Are you not well?"
"Oh, she's upset because Sissy Cooper got the cheerleading spot she wanted", said Junior.
"Oh Sally, I'm so sorry", said her mother.
"It's not fair", said Sally. "She bleaches her hair."
"And she's going out with the guy Sally likes", said Junior.
"Mother, can you make him stop, please?"
"Junior, eat your breakfast", said his mother.
"Besides, Sissy Cooper has got bigger boobs and can do the Chinese splits."
And Mother and daughter both said, "Junior!! Shut up and eat your breakfast!!"

Ndinombethe.

14 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

LOL... I think that one of the duty of a brother is to tweak the anguish of his sister!!

Audubon Ron said...

Sorry, boobs and Chinese splits wins every time.

PattiKen said...

I never thought so at the time, but maybe there are benefits to being the only child. Delightful, Lou.

Tara R. said...

Brothers tormenting sisters, the age old family entertainment.

Jientje said...

Thanks for the chuckle!

MommyTime said...

*snort* This is funny.

Titanium said...

Grinning ear-to-ear...

Sometimes, it's good that I'm the oldest of five.

Joyce-Anne said...

My 6 year old son already enjoys tormenting his 8 year old sister.

Rhoni Renee said...

I enjoyed your entry as always. Unique take on the prompt.

Karen said...

Junior sounds like my brother.

melissa said...

junior sounds like my sister. yikes.

slouchy said...

doh. no wonder siblings can't stand each other. :)

Momisodes said...

Boobs and hyperflexibility?
Well, that is tough competition.

Life with Kaishon said...

I wonder what Chinese splits are. Perhaps I should google them.