"I don't want to go to school", Sally said.
"Why not", asked her mother. "Are you not well?"
"Oh, she's upset because Sissy Cooper got the cheerleading spot she wanted", said Junior.
"Oh Sally, I'm so sorry", said her mother.
"It's not fair", said Sally. "She bleaches her hair."
"And she's going out with the guy Sally likes", said Junior.
"Mother, can you make him stop, please?"
"Junior, eat your breakfast", said his mother.
"Besides, Sissy Cooper has got bigger boobs and can do the Chinese splits."
And Mother and daughter both said, "Junior!! Shut up and eat your breakfast!!"