The acronym I have chosen to title this post stands for "She Who No Longer Wishes To Be Known As She Who Must Be Obeyed Anymore".
Yes, I have been given orders by LM (stands for Love Muffin) that I am no longer to refer to her as SWMBO. She doesn't like it - is, in fact, offended by it. So orders have been cut and delivered. And acknowledged.
So she wanted to be called 'Evil'. As in Evil Knievel. I know, I probably spelled it wrong but I'm too lazy to Google it. Anyway, I didn't think it appropriate to call her 'Evil' so I thought about it for a while. Keep in mind, I'm that man who could think of nothing more original as a name for his blog, than his initials -L.C.L. Spelled out. And then thought that making it "LouCeeL" made more sense than "ElCeeEl". Perhaps if I had made it ElCeeEl I wouldn't have had to spend so much time explaining to people that I am NOT a woman named Lucille.
Anyway, I gave her a choice between "Love Muffin" (I had to tell her 'No, it's not a reference to your muffin top') and Demonica. I was seriously, by this time, leaning toward Demonica and telling her it's "My blog .. deal with it."
She seemed to like Love Muffin but thought it sounded a bit 'hokey' - so I said "How about if I just make it LM? If anybody asks I'll tell 'em it stands for Lucy McGoosey".
She said fine.
Should I tell her?
Nah. I'll just wait till the next time she bends over.