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7/23/2009

On the way to BlogHer ....

So I said to her, I said "In case I don't see you, have a nice weekend."

And she said, "Yeah, whatever. Go have fun with your harem."

And I said, "You don't seem to be very concerned. What if somebody kidnaps me and spirits me away to some far off place and you never get to see me again? Huh? What if?"

And she said, "What if what?"

And I said, "Oh, yeah, like you weren't listening. You heard me."

And she said, "Okay, well, if someone kidnaps you they better not call and ask for more than fifty bucks because if they do ... You're S.O.L. brother."

And I said, "S.O.L.?"

And she said, "Yeah. Shit Outta Luck."

And I said, "I know what it means .. I just had no idea you did."

And she said, "Are you kiddin'? I've been S.O.L. for 32 years!!"

And I said, "Damn, it's a good thing I love you because otherwise I might be hurt by that remark."

And she said, "You mean you're not hurt?"

And I said, "Nah, I know you're kiddin'. You big kidder, you. You ARE kiddin', right?"

And she said, "Of course I'm kiddin', ya big galloot. I love ya like a pig loves slop."

And I said, "EEEWWWWW!! Well, I'll see ya later. Bye now. Love you."

And she said, "Love you too, Poopsie."

And I walked out the door.

Just as I was closing the door I heard her say, "C'mon, Grannie. Lets go spend some money. I gotta get us down under fifty bucks."

Ndinombethe.

17 comments:

Jientje said...

ROFL!! Cute!
Have fun!

M+B said...

Oh you 2 are too cute ;)

Have a fabulous time!

FrankandMary said...

Not even a little "in the guise of concern" huh?
She'll miss you.
But I'd only call home for $40 tops.
~Mary

Eric S. said...

LOL, No more than 50 buck ransom huh.

calicobebop said...

LOL! She's a keeper! :)

NicoleB said...

Oh boy, isn't Love great? :D
Have fun :)!!

moneythoughts said...

Have fun today.

Casdok said...

This made me laugh! Hope you dont get kidnapped!

Employee No. 3699 said...

See you tonight!!!

And yes, you'll probably be surrounded by your harem and I'll have to pay 50 bucks just to get to the front of the line.

Audubon Ron said...

Do I need to call the fire department?

Cat said...

LOL!!!! What a Hoot!

Honeybell said...

*Shouting so she can hear me*

I Love You Annie!

Patsy said...

That could have been a Robert/Patsy conversation.

Enjoy the event. I hope our paths will cross someday. :)

Joyce-Anne said...

I knew I loved SWMBO! She has a great sense of humor. Enjoy being surrounded by your harem (minus one--me :( ).

Hyphen Mama said...

I'm not even a teeny bit jealous. Nope, not ONE BIT.

Okay, I'm lying.

HAVE FUN.

Loraine said...

Have a great time! SWMBO is certainly one in a million!

Miss Ash said...

*chuckle*
Yay, Blogher!