So I said to her, I said "In case I don't see you, have a nice weekend."
And she said, "Yeah, whatever. Go have fun with your harem."
And I said, "You don't seem to be very concerned. What if somebody kidnaps me and spirits me away to some far off place and you never get to see me again? Huh? What if?"
And she said, "What if what?"
And I said, "Oh, yeah, like you weren't listening. You heard me."
And she said, "Okay, well, if someone kidnaps you they better not call and ask for more than fifty bucks because if they do ... You're S.O.L. brother."
And I said, "S.O.L.?"
And she said, "Yeah. Shit Outta Luck."
And I said, "I know what it means .. I just had no idea you did."
And she said, "Are you kiddin'? I've been S.O.L. for 32 years!!"
And I said, "Damn, it's a good thing I love you because otherwise I might be hurt by that remark."
And she said, "You mean you're not hurt?"
And I said, "Nah, I know you're kiddin'. You big kidder, you. You ARE kiddin', right?"
And she said, "Of course I'm kiddin', ya big galloot. I love ya like a pig loves slop."
And I said, "EEEWWWWW!! Well, I'll see ya later. Bye now. Love you."
And she said, "Love you too, Poopsie."
And I walked out the door.
Just as I was closing the door I heard her say, "C'mon, Grannie. Lets go spend some money. I gotta get us down under fifty bucks."