100 Word Challenge - Sanitary

What follows is in response to the 100 Word Challenge, usually authored and hosted by Velvet Verbosity, but temporarily being handled by me. The Word this week is "Sanitary".

100 Word Challenge


They walked through the sunny Sunday at the zoo, hand in hand, with their two young children running together, ahead and back, ahead and back, as children often do.

"Don't get too far ahead, you two."
"Yes, Mama", they said in unison.

Sarah was a sassy 6 year old. Billy was almost exactly a year younger.

"You got any gum", she asked?
"Just what I'm chewin'", he said.

She leaned over, kissed him, and came away chewing.

"EWWWWW, Mommy", said Sarah, "that's not EVEN sanitary!"

"Quiet", said Billy, "they're making another baby."

Apparently, there is some problem with Velvet's site and it's temporarily offline. The problem is that the graphic for the 100 Word Challenge was sourced from her site - so we don't have it right now. Bit we'll get it back, I'm sure.



Tara R. said...

Bwahaha! That is perfect. I'll be chuckling about this one all day, thanks for today's laugh.

Jientje said...

LOL!!!! Loved it!

Jen said...

haha, good one!

PattiKen said...

Out of the mouths of babes!

Cheryl said...

Too too too damn funny!

AuroraLee said...

snicker. Nice one :P

Grandmother said...

So it happens when you share gum! Love it!