There I was, sitting on the sofa with my laptop in its appropriate place (cooking my thighs), when SWMBO sidled up to me and said "Hey there, Big Boy."
And I said, "Yes?"
And she said, "Let's watch "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"".
And I said, "Okay".
And we did.
Thus the reason I am 5 hours and 56 minutes late with my Monday post.
Sorry it wasn't any better than that. Maybe next time.