100 Word Challenge - Thinking

What follows is in response to the 100 Word Challenge, authored by the erudite Velvet Verbosity. The word today is "Thinking".

100 Word Challenge


"Cogito ergo sum."
"What what?"
"What did you say?"
"Cogito ergo sum."
"That doesn't help."
"Okay, then. How about, Je pense donc je suis?"
"What the hell is that?"
"No. What the hell IS that?"
"It means, 'I think, therefore, I am'."
"Shut up and drink your beer."
"What'd I do?"
"Why do you do that shit?"
"Do what?"
"Try to make everyone around you feel like dog doodoo."
"You're thinking you feel like dog doodoo?"
"No, I'm thinking about dusting my knuckles with your teeth."
"Well, at least your thinking."
"Just shut up and drink your beer."

Hmmm. That was fun. Anyway, everybody should stop by Mommycosm and check out her "Holiday Hoopla Giveaway" that she's running. Much cool stuff.



Grandmother said...

Proving the point that some think more than others!

Shadow said...

heee heee heeee, good one!

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

I always love your 100 words.

And...taking French in high school and college wasn't an entire waste of time...I knew what that meant :)

Thanks for the link...you should check out the comments on your print. Try not to blush.

Audubon Ron said...

That’s what beer does to me. I belt a few and like I can speak a foreign language, or is that tongues?

moneythoughts said...

You just drink with the wrong people. : )

kcgirlgeek said...

Oh I really really enjoyed that one! It was my very first laugh of the day, with my first cup of coffee! That was better than a donut and much healthier! Thank you! :)

PattiKen said...

Love your view of the world, Lou. I think I'd like having a beer with you!

Jientje said...

I can always tell you had fun with your 100 words. You're so good at it!

Loraine said...

LOL love it!!

Joyce-Anne said...

Why do I feel like conjugating the verb penser? LOL

LceeL said...

Grandmother: Some do, fer sure.

Shadow: Glad I could tickle you some.

Ashlie: I never blush (lie).

Audubon Ron: No tongues!! Oh. wait.

Moneythoughts: I resemble that remark.

kcgirlgeek: I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

PattiKen: Anytime.

Jientje: Thank you, Jientje.

Loraine: I am so glad. really.

Joyce-Anne: I dunno.

Life with Kaishon said...

You are so good.

kcgirlgeek said...

That made me chuckle. I SWEAR I have had this conversation before. It left me with a strong sense of deja vu! I think I was the one that said, "...no, I'm thinking about dusting my knuckles with your teeth..." only when I said it, I didn't say it with NEAR such elegant and eloquent language. ;)

Great piece!