31 times 365 plus 7

Equals the number of days that Annie and I have been married, as of today. Eleven thousand, three hundred, twenty two. That's a LOT of days. That means, on average, I have gained a .098 ounces per day since we've been married. I wonder if I can lose .098 ounces a day for the next 11,322 days and get back to 165 lbs.? I can just see it now. There I am, age 93, 165 lbs. of rompin', stompin', horny bastard. But wrinkled. Very wrinkled. Use your imagination. Heh, heh.

We aren't doing anything really special - at least not today. Maybe this weekend. Which will give us a little time to recover. Use your imagination. Heh, heh.

In the meantime, we are just going to hang out together for a while, so I will return to full time posting duties tomorrow.


Myst_72 said...

Have a great day!


Vikki North said...

You’re way to cute, Lou. Annie hit gold when she found you. We just may need to talk to her about becoming Mormon.

Nan Sheppard said...

Happy anniversary, Horny Bastard and Sexy Wife!

Ed said...

Happy anniversary! :)

Eve Grey said...

Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary

Unknown said...

Happy Anniversary to you both.

Unknown said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope you give her something BIG. ha ha ha

Alice said...

Not doing that exercise in math. At least you can spread it out over 31 years. Spread over 8 years, I'll just be super depressed. Have fun hangin'. ; )

Alice said...

This is a side comment based on your book selection in your profile. "The Silmarillion" - it was a tad painful for me after reading the other Tolkien books. It felt very textbook-y.

OK - Just felt I need to document my very simple feelings on that book.

Unknown said...

myst_72: Thanks. We did. ;>)

Redchair: Aw, Vikki. I really hope we're all going to enjoy living in Utah.

Nan: Just give it a big Y E S !!!

ed: Thank you, sir.

Eve Grey: Thank you, pretty lady.

AFF: Thank you, other pretty lady.

Hyphen Mama: I don't get it. Actually, in this case, I did. Get it?

Alice: Actually, I made a mistake in the math. There were 8 Leap Year Days since we got married, not 7.

Alice: Yes, 'The Silmarillion' is a hard read, but it needs to be read AFTER one reads 'The Hobbit' and 'The Lord Of The Rings' with the understanding that Tolkein used the stuff of that book as his 'history' on which he based the the other books. Tolkein was a philologist, but his lifelong lament was that the languages he studied were based in cultures with a rich history of folk tales and legends that reached back into the dim mists of pre-history. England had, in his estimation, no such richness underpinning its language. So he undertook to invent one. 'The Silmarillion' is his 'real' invention, the other books are just fairy tales based on his invented history.

Queen Goob said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope you guys had a MOST fabulous day!

Christy said...

Hope you enjoyed your hanging out.

31 years. Wow.

And you still want to hang out.

Gives me hope.....

Audubon Ron said...

Happy Anniversary

Anonymous said...

happy anniversary horny one

Momisodes said...

Happy Anniversary Lou and Annie!!!

Hope you have a lovely day...Rest up tomorrow for the weekend ;)

Unknown said...

Queen Goob: We did. We did.

Christy: There's always hope. Hanging out ... now there's a subject ...

Audubon Ron: Thank you, sir.

warriorwoman: Dreams of you help me stay that way.

Sandy: Yes, the weekend is going to take some resting up. Thank you, sweetheart.

Alice said...

As I get older, I find that I like to think less when reading. Or maybe it's just that I can't concentrate while there's whining in the background.

But I do remember enjoying the tale of Beren & Luthien.

Anonymous said...

I know I'm late but happiest of anniversaries to the both of you.
Lou, I LOL ay the image of you very wrinkly.

Elizabeth said...

Happy Belated Anniversary! I hope you both had a lovely day!